☕ The Murderous Mornings Black Cat Coffee Long-Sleeve Premium Tee
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| Width, in | 16.50 | 17.99 | 20.00 | 21.97 | 23.98 | 25.98 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 | 32.01 |
| Sleeve length, in | 25.00 | 26.93 | 27.17 | 27.56 | 27.95 | 28.35 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
☕ Murderous Mornings Black Cat Coffee Long Sleeve Tee
A Sip of Sanity. A Dose of Dark Humor.
😼 NOT AVAILABLE IN STORES!
Start your day with caffeine and a splash of sarcasm. This wickedly funny tee features a disheveled black cat staring menacingly over a steaming cup of coffee, reminding the world why your morning brew matters: “Because murder is wrong.” It’s the perfect mix of cozy and comically unhinged - made for cat lovers, caffeine addicts, and anyone who’s not a morning person.
🔥 Dark Humor with a Cozy Fit
✔ Hilarious Coffee Cat Graphic – A grumpy feline and a strong message deliver your mood so you don’t have to.
✔ Ultra-Soft Cotton Comfort – Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for maximum softness and breathability. Heather options feature a poly blend for added coziness.
✔ Classic Long Sleeve Design – Unisex retail fit with long sleeves for layering through moody mornings and chilly evenings.
✔ Ethical Manufacturing – Crafted by Bella+Canvas, WRAP-certified and sweatshop-free.
✔ Color Choices to Match Your Mood – Available in Black and Military Green for a dark, earthy vibe.
🎁 The Purr-fect Gift
Ideal for cat people, coffee addicts, coworkers, or that friend who’s just not a “morning person.” Makes a hilarious birthday gift or holiday surprise.
👕 T-Shirt Specifications & Fit
✔ Fabric Weight: Lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
✔ Composition:
• Solid colors: 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors: 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic/Black Heather: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
✔ Fit: Retail unisex; true to size
✔ Tear-away label
✔ Manufactured ethically with certified humane practices
🧼 Care Instructions
✔ Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F)
✔ Tumble dry low
✔ Iron/steam on medium heat
✔ Do not bleach or dry clean
🛍️ Start Your Day with Sass & Caffeine
Bring a touch of humor to your morning routine with this ultra-soft, long-sleeve shirt that speaks fluent sarcasm—and cat. Whether you’re sipping espresso, ignoring humans, or plotting in peace, this cozy tee keeps you comfortable and delightfully unapproachable.
🛒 Click "Add to Cart" now to caffeinate with a touch of feline fury.
🚚 Due to high demand, please allow 3–4 weeks for delivery. ☕🐾😼
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☕ The Murderous Mornings Black Cat Coffee Long-Sleeve Premium Tee
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