The My Five Moods T-Shirt – Funny & Sarcastic Owl Tee for Adults

The "My Five Moods" T-Shirt - Funny & Sarcastic Owl Tee for Adults

Sarcastic & Hilariously Relatable Premium Fit Tee!

😴 LIMITED EDITION – Not Available in Stores! 🦉

If your patience runs on empty and your sarcasm is fully charged, the "My Five Moods" T-Shirt is for you! Featuring a grumpy owl and a hilarious, all-too-relatable list of moods, this shirt perfectly captures those days when you just can’t deal anymore.

"My Five Moods" List:

✔ I'm too old for this 💩
✔ I'm too tired for this 💩
✔ I don't have time for this 💩
✔ I'm too sober for this 💩
✔ I don’t get paid enough for this 💩

Whether you wear it to work, while running errands, or lounging at home, this tee keeps you comfortable while making everyone around you laugh! 🦉😂

🦉 Why You’ll Love This Tee

✔ Hilarious & Relatable Design – The grumpy owl and sarcastic caption make it the ultimate mood for tired souls everywhere.

✔ Ultra-Soft Cotton Comfort – Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this lightweight, breathable fabric (4.2 oz/yd²) ensures all-day comfort.

✔ Flattering Unisex Fit – Designed with a retail fit, ribbed knit collar, and tapered shoulders for a modern, stylish look that suits both men and women.

✔ Durable & Ethically Made –
    🔹 Side-seamed construction for long-lasting shape retention.
    🔹 Tear-away label to minimize irritation.
    🔹 Bella+Canvas manufactures this tee sustainably & ethically in Platinum WRAP-certified, Fair Labor Association-approved facilities.

✔ Versatile & Easy to Style – Pairs effortlessly with jeans, leggings, or joggers, making it a go-to choice for casual wear.

✔ Available in Multiple Colors & Sizes – Find the perfect match for your mood!

🎁 The Perfect Gift for Sarcasm & Humor Lovers

🐦 For Owl Lovers – A funny and unique way to show off their favorite bird.
😂 For Workaholics & Tired Souls – Anyone burnt out from life will appreciate this relatable tee.
🎁 Perfect for Gifting – Birthdays, holidays, or just because—this shirt guarantees laughter! 😆🙄🎁

👕 Fabric Blends for Every Color Option

🟡 Ash & Heather Prism Colors – 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
🔵 Heather & Solid Blend Colors – 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
⚫ Athletic Heather & Black Heather – 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester

🧼 Care Instructions

✔ Machine Wash – Cold (Max 30C or 90F)
✔ Non-Chlorine Bleach – As Needed
✔ Tumble Dry – Low Heat
✔ Iron, Steam, or Dry – Medium Heat
✔ Do Not Dry Clean

🛍️ Order Yours Today – Limited Stock Available!

Let the world know exactly how you feel—without saying a word! Whether you’re grumpy in the morning or over life by noon, this hilarious premium tee is the ultimate mood booster.

🛒 Click "Add to Cart" now and get ready to embrace your inner cranky owl! 🦉💤😆

🚚 FREE SHIPPING! Due to high demand, please allow 3-4 weeks for delivery. 😊

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